I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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