when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize
