At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
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