im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
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I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
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Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Omg I joined a choir last night...
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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