Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
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