I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
