Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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