I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
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I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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