I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
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Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
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I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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