I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
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Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
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Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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