I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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