Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
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