HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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