Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
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I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
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I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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