no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
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You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
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He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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