someone threw a dead crab at me
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
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He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
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Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
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