I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
And then he peed in my hair
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