We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
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