At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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