Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
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I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
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Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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