yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
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assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
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i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
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I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Congratulations! We have a period
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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