It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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