Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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