One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
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