If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
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Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
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No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine