You don't have asthma, your pregnant
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
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All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
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Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months