Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
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Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
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HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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