We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
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