North Korea, Best Korea!
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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