weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
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Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
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Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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