One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
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Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
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He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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