Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
