I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
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I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
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So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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