just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Randomize
