areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
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the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
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He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
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