He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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