your room smells of hookers.
And success
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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