i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
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I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
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See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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