Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
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Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
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Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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