Who did Billy Mays play for?
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
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