quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
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Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
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We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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