Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
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Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
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What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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