there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
areolas are like halos for boobs.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
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Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
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Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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