I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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