Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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