I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
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WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Your cock deserves a montage
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
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I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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