Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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