what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
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