I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
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