I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
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