i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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