Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
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Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
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Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I don't want my vagina anymore.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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