So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
we made out on top of his cat.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
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he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
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guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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