What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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