Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
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