I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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