party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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