So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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